Last night we performed for the first time with out new line up. Of course we did it in a fucking huge concert hall. Oh and we won an award. I think it was for best conceptual thought. But I could be wrong about that.
And then its off to York on Sunday 25th May. Ive wrote a poem about this. Goes something like this..
Oh rural York
You're beautiful like Pork
But so is Durham
And thats just how life is y'dafty
Anyway, come and see us live and stupid.
Listen up droogs. We are lathered up and limber. therefore its tour time.
Stockton we will be right up inside your part on Thursday May 22nd.
MAN-CHEST-UH la la la MAN-CHEST-UH la la la. Which is of course French for we are coming to Manchester to play a rock show.
Saturday 24th May
And then on May 25th we eff off to York at Fibbers.
SCARF WARING WALLS VIKINGS PUBS MARCO GABBIADINIS GUEST HOUSE WEIRD GAY BARS TH'KNAAS!
Then we piss off to Man-Chus-Tah aka Manchester At The Factory (which is ironic as we will be trying to get Jobs at Nissan quite soon I imagine)
AY OUR KID INSPIRAL STONE OASIS SUPERSONIC DARK SATANIC MILLS BEANIE HAT REVERSE SCOUSER MANCHESTUH GMEX INNIT?
Next on May 23rd is Newcastle Riverside
HOWAY THE HORSE PUNCHING ANT & DEC SPENDER AUF WEIDERSEIN BOTTLE OF BROON PET!